Grocery shopping is always better in the summer with a breeze on your bottom, but this simple shop-owner wants everyone to know that THE URAHARA SHOP SELLS A VARIETY OF SUNSCREENS, EVEN SOME FOR YOUR TENDEREST OF AREAS.It seems like the deities are on my side today. I ask for nudity, and the City gives me more than any hot-blooded man can hope to ( Read more... )

People I Would Like To See Naked

Nearly everyone, especially Yoruichi-san, Rangiku-san, Jones-san, George-san, Hawkeye-san, Kuchiki-san (both of them), Inoue-san, Arisawa-san, Ayasegawa-san, Kurotsuchi-san (both of them). Probably you.

People I Wouldn't Like To See Naked

Ishida-san (both of them ( Read more... )

[filtered from arrancar | traitorgami | kurosaki ichigo]

Another year, another candle on the cake to those of us who are still counting.

Some of us just need to make sure that we don't end up burning all of our candles at both end.

Happy birthday, Kurosaki Ichigo-san and Arisawa Tatsuki-chan.

( [ooc note of doom about Ichigo's party] )

Round and round

and round it goes.

Where it stops

nobody knows. ♥

[ooc: links are ic.]

In the name of science and JUSTICE, this is, categorically:

VIC♥TO♥RY!You may all thank Jones-san for her excessive efforts in the face of medical mystery! She has almost certainly just created a stopgap against the city become an Ebolavirus hot zone, and a vaccination is possibly well on its way ( Read more... )

FALSE ALARM!

The handsome genius Urahara Kisuke is dropping out of the race. I can't last! I'm throwing in the towel! Quit! Give in! Fall by the wayside! Chuck up the sponge! Give up the ghost!

I know I can't win, I'm not crazy. One strong candidate is an incumbent, who did a decent job at what she did, and will get the votes of those ( Read more... )

Annoying bastard shopkeeper, am I? Don't trust me ~ever~? What an unsavory testimonial about my personality, Kurosaki-san. I can assure everyone that Kurosaki-san is a compulsive liar with a reputation as a hoodlum and a habit of exposing himself to much older women. But I'm not going to judge that last part. ♥Is there a place in this city that ( Read more... )

Seth-san, Lucy-san, Tomoyo-chan~ ♥

We have a new employee, Lilo-chan and her blue puppy Stitch. Please treat them as you would expect me to expect you to treat one another; like family! If you see Arisawa-san around for the next few days, I'll be working with her in the basement. She needs to be given a crash course in my expectations for a ( Read more... )

What a quaint little curse, with nothing much to be upset about. I guess everyone has to rest, then, even the gods! Speaking of which, it's a weekday afternoon. Clearly an excellent time for a nap.

For anyone who's going to be shopping today, ignore the sweet girl lying by the entranceway. She's big, but she's harmless. ♥ She told me her name is ( Read more... )

Let the other day's storefront mess be a lesson to everyone. No shoes, no shirt, no service! ♥ Now that that's over and done with and tucked into the dust pan...

AN ANSWER FOR ALL OF THE LADIES OUT THERE ON THE NETWORK!

THE QUESTION YOU'RE ALL SECRETLY ASKING YOURSELVES!

BOXERS!

( Private to Kuchiki Byakuya )